Every week, Aaron George watches Raw, NXT, Smackdown and Impact and breaks down what worked, what didn’t and what upset him on a profound level. All in a convenient Top 4 format.
Week 1- January 5th-11th
The Top 4 Matches of The Week
4. Dolph Ziggler Vs Bad News Barrett – Intercontinental Championship 2/3 Falls – RAW
3. Kurt Angle Vs MVP – Street Fight – IMPACT
2. The Revolution Vs The Wolves – TNA Tag Team Championship – IMPACT
1. Austin Aries Vs Low-Li – X-Division Championship – IMPACT
The Bottom 4 Matches of The Week
4. Roman Reigns Vs The Big Show – RAW
3. Knockout Battle Royale – IMPACT
2. Big E Langston Vs Adam Rose – RAW/SMACKDOWN
1. Nikki Bella Vs Natalya – RAW
The Top 4 Promos/Skits
4. Seth Rollins eulogizes Rowan, Ryback and Ziggler – SMACKDOWN
3. The Authority welcomes us to John Cena Apreciation Night – RAW
2. Sami Zayn cuts a cheesy baby face promo (That totally works) – NXT
1. Kurt Angle and MVP confront each other to open Impact. Angle calls out champions – IMPACT
The Bottom 4 Promos/Skits
4. James Storm explains The Revolution to Mike Tenay – IMPACT
3. Alicia Fox and Naomi “Act” backstage – RAW
2. Roman Reigns cocks his hand with Renee Young backstage – RAW
1. Roman Reigns’ suffering succotash, boy that was hard to say <wink> – SMACKDOWN
The 4 Best Performers
4. The Wolves – IMPACT
3. Low-Ki – IMPACT
2. Seth Rollins – RAW/SMACKDOWN
1. MVP – IMPACT
The 4 Worst Performers
4. Alicia Fox/ – RAW
3. Michael Cole – RAW/SMACKDOWN
2. Roman Reigns – RAW/SMACKDOWN
1. JBL – RAW/SMACKDOWN
4 Great Little Moments
4. Dean Ambrose sells his leg injury over two shows – RAW/SMACKDOWN
3. Aidan English sings as he cinches in a headlock on Calisto – NXT
2. Regal comes out in NXT, audience chants his name, he puts over Zayn and Neville – NXT
1. MVP constantly countering german suplexes with armbars – IMPACT
4 Moments that angered/embarrassed me
4. New Day’s entrance – RAW/SMACKDOWN
3. Alicia Fox’s “acting”, screaming and throwing powder everywhere – RAW
2. The uber obvious crowd sweetening on Smackdown – SMACKDOWN
1. JBL needlessly burying The Ascension on commentary – RAW
4 Great Chants/Signs
4. Chant (at Sami Zayn): You deserve this! – NXT
3. Chant (at EC3): You can’t wrestle! Yes You Can! – IMPACT
2. Chant: MVPussy, MVPenis – IMPACT
1. Sign: PURPLE REINGS – RAW
4 Times I Genuinely Laughed
4. The Vaudevillans – NXT
3. Mizdow politely asks the Usos to move so he can throw himself out of the ring – SMACKDOWN
2. Kane: “This is not my night for remembering things…” – RAW
1. Tyson Kidd, man of the animals. Especially cats. – NXT
The 4 Best Spots
4. Eddie Edwards misses Storm with Inseguri but nails Abyss – IMPACT
3. The Wolves perform four consequetive suicide dives – IMPACT
2. Bray Wyatt slams Dean Ambrose’s leg in ambulance door – RAW
1. Low Ki counters brainbuster into some sort of clutch – IMPACT
4 Questions
4. Did Erik Roman leave the arena Monday with his sheep mask on? – SMACKDOWN
3. How can Bray jump up and fluidly hit sister Abigail so fast after takiing such a beating? – RAW
2. How can Ambrose get over without ever winning? Or without decent ring attire? – RAW
1. Why is Roman Reigns fighting Show instead of someone who can make him look good? – RAW
Rank These Shows Already Asshole
4. MONDAY NIGHT RAW
3. SMACKDOWN
2. NXT
1. IMPACT WRESTLING
Year To Date Show Ranking
It’s a point system, 1st pace gets 4 pts, 2nd gets 3pts, 3rd gets 2 pts and last gets 1. We add them up every week. I think everyone understands this concept at this point…
Show
4.MONDAY NIGHT RAW (1)
3.SMACKDOWN (2)
2. NXT (3)
1. IMPACT WRESTLING ()
Best Performer
4. THE WOLVES (1)
3. LOW-KI (2)
2. SETH ROLLINS (3)
1. MVP (4)
Worst Performer
4. ALICIA FOX (1)
3. MICHAEL COLE (2)
2. ROMAN REIGNS (3)
1. JBL (4)
Thanks for reading! Check us out next week for more 4 Corners! In the meantime enjoy this picture of me crying dressed as a wizard…
