Dan: Thanks Scott! We’re writing this late enough that the Bruins game has long since ended and I am long since sober. Either way, who needs a buzz when we have Legends’ House! I can only imagine what sort of high jinks our heroes will get in tonight! The little picture that teases tonight’s episode on the Network shows Tony with his arm around a plastic flamingo. I don’t think I need to get into how excited this makes me so let’s quit gabbing and get on with the show!
Scott: Four goals in the third period baby! Suck it Habs! Ok, had to get that out. We start with a recap of last week’s polo mess and Tony saving dinner. Hillbilly Jim is right, there is going to be a case where somebody snaps! I just realized I pulled a Pat Patterson and said “goal” instead of “goals”. Lovely, everybody is snoring again. Old farts. I know she’s hot, but Ashley is getting more annoying by the episode. Wow, bowling? How hard can this be? It’s not polo.
Dan: So the boys will square off with some sweet old biddies known as the “Desert Queens.” If I were Justin and wanted to make a cliche “Scott is old” joke, I would say something like, “wow Scott, those ladies seem right up your alley.” See what I did there? Because they are in a bowling? Is this thing on? Okay so naturally all our guys are brutal at bowling. Is Gene 90 years old now? Also does he love saying the world “balls” just a little too much? I feel like that should be Pat Patterson’s department. I think PTBN should challenge these ladies someday.